Today I.....

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

.......watched an entire episode of the Jeremy Kyle show. That's right, an ENTIRE episode! Jeez, in what gutters do they find these creatures mun?????

I can't watch it again. I'd rather cut my goolies off with a rusty breadknife.

Michelle F · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:08 pm

I had the misfortune to see an episode one day last week while off work...well, I saw about 15 minutes before switching it off! It's unbearable!! :roll:

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

Mich, everyone I talk to loves it. I on the other hand just wonder where on earth these scum come from mun????

No doubt they're attracted by the cash and the free booze! :lol:

(and that's just the people who watch it!)

Michelle F · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:17 pm

I can't see how anyone can bear to watch without throwing something through the screen! The one I saw had some strange woman who'd fallen out with her daughter....because her partner - the girls father - had got the girl pregnant?!!! Bad enough, but the stupid woman was still seeing the partner and had disowned the daughter and blamed her for letting it happen....in her house...under her nose....ARRRGGGHHH!!! :evil:

And as for where they find these people.....sadly most of them sound like they are from Manchester! :oops:

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

On a more constructive note, today I plastered my front room, ready to turn it into a dining room. My butty Steve mixed the plaster for me, it took 4 hours - my arms are killing me and I am bloody knackered!

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

Cooked a pasta bolognese for me and Janet and her daughter Niamh.........my first ever! I was quite proud of myself actually! :-D

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

Oh.......one step at a time mun P!

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

Mind you, I'm gonna get my mate Chobbs who's a chef to teach me how to cook his Hungarian goolash........there ain't no stopping me now P! :wink:

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

I'd rather old Gord than that fat-tongued ********* Jamie Oliver!!!!!!

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

Mmmm........ :wink:

Rue · **Posted:** Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:59 am

I see Leighton more as a Keith Floyd character ... ... ... but not dead obviously!

james69. · **Posted:** Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:07 am

off subject a bit but,

Last Night I watched around 15 minutes of X factor, what a complete load of tosh it really is.
I will never regain that 15 minutes of wasted life, For anyone who has never seen it, do yourself a favour and keep it that way, I really can't put into words just how bad it really is.
If you are a fan sorry if I have upset you, it's just my point of view, as they say each to their own.

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

You're not wrong butt! But I must admit I like the auditions where all the wonderful no hopers and loonies bring a little sunshine into our lives!

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

Be off out for the evening. And what a lovely evening it is too! :-D

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

Decided that Eastenders.....sorry, EastEnders is the most miserable pile of shite on TV.

No one on there, and I mean NO ONE lives any sort of normal life, there's no happiness, no easy-goingness, nobody without some sort of misery/problem/hate, and isn't it just amazing that one minute one character hates another, and then.......for some inexplicable reason (probably best known to the middle-class writers).....all of a sudden....they're great mates who suddenly 'understand' each other and become inseperable.

A free coconut to any Hack member who sees any EastEnders character WITHOUT a face down to their ar*e for more than 2 seconds.

(If this is supposed to be representative of 'life' in London, or England, or even 'Britain', then I'll watch another episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show in penitence.

P.S. Do I win £5?

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

I decided to start painting my front room. Problem? No paint. I'll have to go and get some says I. Then three different neighbours come around with tubs of the stuff. And a tray and roller!

Good bunch around here they are, eh?

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

......finished painting my front room, soon be my dining room, I'll be as posh as f*ck in no time! :-D

The Fool On The Hill · **Joined:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:33 am **Posts:** 1355

....be laying the carpet......getting there quietly.......

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