- hellloooo my leetle jalapeno peppers!

I am Fajita Guacamole, Head Chef at Zee Flying Enchilada in Mexico City. I saw my leetle friends in the Europe are having some of the bad wind and rain and I am so sad. I think to myself 'they will be the cold. Ow can I, Fajita Guacamole, Head Chef at the Flying Enchilada in Mexico City, ow can I cheer my good friends and warm them.'

Kapang! I got the idea. I know they cannot come to lovely and warm the Mexico, and they cannot always be making the love to keep them the warm, so I bring them my special, secret Chilli Recipe all the way from me, Fajita Guacamole, Head Chef at Zee Flying Enchilada in the Mexico City.

You like I give you the chilli spice to keep you warm? My gift, from me, your friend Fajita Guacamole, Head Chef at Zee Flying Enchilada in the Mexico City.

please Fajita Guacamole, Head Chef at Zee Flying Enchilada in Mexico City post away..

Your avatar and recipe kinda reminds me though of this story..

A man enters a cafe, sits down & notices that the special of the day is cold chili. When the waitress comes to take his order, he says, "I'll take the cold chili." "I'm sorry, the gentlemen next to you got the last bowl," says the waitress. "Oh. I'll just have coffee, then." After a while the man notices that the guy next to him who got the last bowl of cold chili is finishing a rather large meal and the chili bowl is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that?"

The other man replies, "No." "Would you sell it to me?" "You can have it for free if you want it."

So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets about half way through the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl and vomits the chili back into the bowl. The other man says sympathetically, "That's about as far as I got, too."

Hola Senor Weeeelsh. You make funny zee joker.

You are the lovely peeople you give me the warm welcome. Maybe you not need the Chilli now?

I joke also - hahahahahahahahahaha ha.

The Chilli

First you find zee cow. Then you 'ave to grind zee cow into zee littleeeest of pieces so eet is insignificante. Zee grinding it may make zee a little ow zee say arrrrr sudorosa - yes the sweaty. But NO. That is zee good.

Next you need zee cebolleta - uno onion. You chop theese up little tiny so also insignificante.


Fry, fry, fry, fry, fry.

Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop zee tiny peppers. No fingers on eyes or zee other body parts you will burn so prudente por favor.

Ahhh

Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock it unteel etts is all done

Then eight, eight, eight, eight, eight eet and enjoy mi amigos.

Soon, oh soon, I teel zee about zee enchiladas.

Yes?

I forget to say you zee secreto one thing.

Zee chocolate negro. I send some you for you chilli. Yes?